I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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