try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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