Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So I just went to clothing optional bar
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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