I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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