Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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