OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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