Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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