There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
