I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
They took my balls.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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