Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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