we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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