Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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