There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
