we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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