i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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