the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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