Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
no you cant smoke seaweed
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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