girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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