I'm going to jail i love you
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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