yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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