This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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