Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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