ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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