i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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