Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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