don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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