Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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