Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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