Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just had sex on a roof
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
