i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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