WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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