Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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