you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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