why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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