I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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