the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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