PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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