didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
That was before I lit my hair on fire
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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