i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
