Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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