she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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