batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I want to be your penis for a week.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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