I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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