Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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