dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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