If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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