I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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