She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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