why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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