Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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