I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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