I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
