There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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